1 00:00:00,038 --> 00:00:01,354 Previously, on "Suits..." 2 00:00:01,355 --> 00:00:03,690 There's a whole life going on here 3 00:00:03,725 --> 00:00:05,525 that you're not even a part of. 4 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:07,226 You think I don't know what I've missed? 5 00:00:07,262 --> 00:00:09,395 I'm not just talking about birthdays, Harvey. 6 00:00:09,431 --> 00:00:10,363 - I got sick again. - What? 7 00:00:10,398 --> 00:00:11,831 Why didn't you tell me? 8 00:00:11,866 --> 00:00:13,299 - Did you know? - Know what? 9 00:00:13,335 --> 00:00:14,300 That Gavin Andrews was gonna ask me 10 00:00:14,336 --> 00:00:15,668 to launder money for him? 11 00:00:15,704 --> 00:00:16,869 Help me get out of this. 12 00:00:16,905 --> 00:00:18,271 Please, Samantha. 13 00:00:18,306 --> 00:00:20,406 I should have listened to you, but I have a family. 14 00:00:20,442 --> 00:00:22,742 I want to make a perfect baby with you. 15 00:00:22,777 --> 00:00:24,611 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. 16 00:00:24,646 --> 00:00:26,579 And I don't want to just be pulling the goalie. 17 00:00:26,615 --> 00:00:29,382 I want to start trying, and I want to start trying right now. 18 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:31,684 I know you think we're in competition for the same thing, 19 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,819 but we're not. 20 00:00:32,854 --> 00:00:35,221 Robert Zane made me a promise: 21 00:00:35,256 --> 00:00:36,834 the next name that goes up on the wall is mine. 22 00:00:36,858 --> 00:00:38,424 Why are you telling me this? 23 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:39,604 Because we're never gonna trust each other 24 00:00:39,628 --> 00:00:40,638 if you think I'm trying to get ahead of you. 25 00:00:40,662 --> 00:00:43,084 I'm not, because I already am. 26 00:00:47,268 --> 00:00:48,201 Sheila. 27 00:00:48,236 --> 00:00:49,936 It's after 9:00. You're gonna be late. 28 00:00:49,971 --> 00:00:51,415 Then I'll be late, because there's something 29 00:00:51,439 --> 00:00:53,673 - I need to ask you. - Yeah, of course. 30 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:55,119 - You can ask me anything. - Louis, have you ever gotten 31 00:00:55,143 --> 00:00:57,143 a woman pregnant before? 32 00:00:57,178 --> 00:00:59,278 Okay, uh... 33 00:00:59,314 --> 00:01:01,347 Where is this going? 34 00:01:01,383 --> 00:01:04,751 I'm asking because you haven't gotten this woman 35 00:01:04,786 --> 00:01:06,419 pregnant yet either. 36 00:01:06,454 --> 00:01:08,187 Sheila, we just started trying, 37 00:01:08,223 --> 00:01:09,433 and I think what I've been doing 38 00:01:09,457 --> 00:01:10,701 is more than meeting the standards. 39 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:12,859 Louis, you are an A/A-plus lover. 40 00:01:12,894 --> 00:01:14,494 - Everyone knows that. - There's a slash? 41 00:01:14,529 --> 00:01:16,129 That's not the point. The point is, 42 00:01:16,164 --> 00:01:17,930 have you ever considered the possibility 43 00:01:17,966 --> 00:01:20,466 - that you're shooting blanks? - No more than I would consider 44 00:01:20,502 --> 00:01:21,812 the possibility that I don't have a face. 45 00:01:21,836 --> 00:01:24,537 I get that, Louis, and you probably have the sperm 46 00:01:24,572 --> 00:01:27,273 of a thoroughbred, but I'd like you 47 00:01:27,308 --> 00:01:29,409 - to get yourself checked. - Sheila, if you're asking 48 00:01:29,444 --> 00:01:31,222 what I think you are, I don't want to go to a place 49 00:01:31,246 --> 00:01:33,312 where people do... 50 00:01:33,348 --> 00:01:34,881 that... 51 00:01:34,916 --> 00:01:36,315 unless it's absolutely necessary. 52 00:01:36,351 --> 00:01:38,651 I get that, too, but the fact is, 53 00:01:38,687 --> 00:01:40,564 I'm not getting any younger and we don't have time 54 00:01:40,588 --> 00:01:43,256 to waste, so I'm getting myself checked, 55 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:45,725 and I'm asking you to do the same. 56 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,428 So here's the address. 57 00:01:48,463 --> 00:01:51,030 You have an appointment today. 58 00:01:53,535 --> 00:01:55,768 Okay, Sheila, I'll get it done. 59 00:01:55,804 --> 00:01:57,737 Thank you. 60 00:01:57,772 --> 00:01:59,772 Harvey, do you have a second? 61 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:01,641 - Sure, Louis, what is it? - Did you ever have 62 00:02:01,676 --> 00:02:03,409 to test your sperm? 63 00:02:03,445 --> 00:02:05,011 - What? - Sheila wants me to, 64 00:02:05,046 --> 00:02:06,657 but I don't think I can do it in one of those places. 65 00:02:06,681 --> 00:02:08,426 Louis, I don't want to have this conversation. 66 00:02:08,450 --> 00:02:09,860 It's bad enough that we share the same dentist. 67 00:02:09,884 --> 00:02:11,584 Harvey, come on. 68 00:02:11,619 --> 00:02:14,353 We're trying to have a baby, and I don't have anyone else 69 00:02:14,389 --> 00:02:16,622 to talk to about this. 70 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,591 Okay, what... what's your problem? 71 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:22,361 Problem is, I've never had to do it under duress before. 72 00:02:22,397 --> 00:02:24,530 - I don't know how. - Well, why don't you do it 73 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:25,932 like everyone else does? 74 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:27,600 - Use pictures. - I don't use pictures. 75 00:02:27,635 --> 00:02:28,501 I only think of Sheila, and I can't do that 76 00:02:28,536 --> 00:02:30,002 with a bunch of strangers there. 77 00:02:30,038 --> 00:02:31,382 Well, what did you do before Sheila? 78 00:02:31,406 --> 00:02:33,439 - I don't wanna talk about it. - Well, I don't want 79 00:02:33,475 --> 00:02:34,518 - to talk about any of this. - Harvey, come on. 80 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,776 All right, look... 81 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:38,644 you can't use pictures; you don't want 82 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,012 to think about Sheila. 83 00:02:40,048 --> 00:02:41,492 Well, then, you'll have to think of something 84 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:42,593 that turns you on that isn't Sheila. 85 00:02:42,617 --> 00:02:46,319 You mean think about an inanimate object. 86 00:02:46,354 --> 00:02:48,354 Yes, Louis, that's what I mean. 87 00:02:48,389 --> 00:02:49,967 - Have you done that before? - Of course I have. 88 00:02:49,991 --> 00:02:51,469 - What do you use? - No, I'm not telling you that. 89 00:02:51,493 --> 00:02:53,726 Harvey, please. 90 00:02:53,762 --> 00:02:57,563 All right. You want the truth? 91 00:02:57,599 --> 00:02:59,665 Sometimes... 92 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,567 I think about... 93 00:03:01,603 --> 00:03:03,369 tomatoes. 94 00:03:04,339 --> 00:03:06,305 - Really? - Well, if you think about it, 95 00:03:06,341 --> 00:03:08,486 - they're the most sensual fruit. - I thought they were 96 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:10,076 - a vegetable? - I am opening my soul 97 00:03:10,111 --> 00:03:11,644 to you here; don't criticize me. 98 00:03:11,679 --> 00:03:13,045 I'm sorry, you're right. 99 00:03:13,081 --> 00:03:16,015 Thank you, Harvey. 100 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:18,818 Good luck in there, buddy. 101 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:20,987 Yeah. Tomatoes, holy shit. 102 00:03:21,022 --> 00:03:23,022 Never thought of that. 103 00:03:26,961 --> 00:03:28,995 You wanna tell me what that was all about? 104 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,997 No, because I'm guessing you listened 105 00:03:31,032 --> 00:03:33,833 to the entire conversation, which means you know 106 00:03:33,868 --> 00:03:35,768 - what it's about. - In that case, 107 00:03:35,804 --> 00:03:37,948 what I really want to know is: is it true about the tomatoes? 108 00:03:37,972 --> 00:03:39,939 I think we both know it's not. 109 00:03:39,974 --> 00:03:42,542 Just like we both know it's really strawberries 110 00:03:42,577 --> 00:03:44,977 and whipped cream. 111 00:03:45,013 --> 00:03:47,413 - What, too soon? - No. 112 00:03:47,448 --> 00:03:49,382 But this is an office, and someone could overhear 113 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:51,751 and misunderstand that that was 13 years ago. 114 00:03:51,786 --> 00:03:53,019 Really? 'Cause it feels like 115 00:03:53,054 --> 00:03:54,554 12 and 1/2 to me. 116 00:03:54,589 --> 00:03:57,056 - You're an idiot. - No, Louis is an idiot. 117 00:03:57,091 --> 00:04:00,860 because he believed I think about tomatoes. 118 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:03,029 And if Sheila wants him to get his swimmers checked, 119 00:04:03,064 --> 00:04:05,364 we shouldn't mock that he has to do that... 120 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,033 in a cup... 121 00:04:07,068 --> 00:04:09,602 - thinking about tomatoes. - You're absolutely right. 122 00:04:09,637 --> 00:04:11,137 We should take it very seriously. 123 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:13,639 - Tomatoes. - Okay, you know what? 124 00:04:13,675 --> 00:04:15,875 As much as I would love to do this all day, 125 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:19,579 I came in here to tell you you need to call Marcus. 126 00:04:19,614 --> 00:04:20,913 Marcus? About what? 127 00:04:20,949 --> 00:04:22,882 I don't know, but he left me a message 128 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,662 - that he wants you to call him. - Well, if he wants me to call, 129 00:04:24,686 --> 00:04:26,619 why would he be leaving a message for you? 130 00:04:26,654 --> 00:04:29,555 Because when Marcus really needs you, he calls me. 131 00:04:29,591 --> 00:04:31,490 He's only ever done that twice, 132 00:04:31,526 --> 00:04:34,727 which means whatever it is he needs, it's important. 133 00:04:36,497 --> 00:04:39,031 All right, Donna, I'll call him. 134 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,467 Today, Harvey. 135 00:04:41,502 --> 00:04:42,802 Today. 136 00:04:50,945 --> 00:04:52,178 Hey, Harvey. 137 00:04:52,213 --> 00:04:53,946 I'm glad you called. 138 00:04:53,982 --> 00:04:55,092 I take it Donna gave you my message? 139 00:04:55,116 --> 00:04:57,516 She did. What's going on? 140 00:04:57,552 --> 00:04:59,685 - I'm getting a divorce. - What? 141 00:04:59,721 --> 00:05:00,887 I know. 142 00:05:00,922 --> 00:05:03,522 And I know it is a big ask, 143 00:05:03,558 --> 00:05:05,625 but I was hoping that you could represent me. 144 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,760 Marcus, hold on. When did this happen? 145 00:05:07,795 --> 00:05:09,540 The last time I was up there everything seemed fine. 146 00:05:09,564 --> 00:05:11,797 Yeah, well, it's not fine, and as much as I hate it, 147 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,978 - this is what she wants. - If you want me to help you, 148 00:05:14,002 --> 00:05:15,768 I'm gonna need to know more than that. 149 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:16,535 What do you want me to tell you, Harvey? 150 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:18,504 That we grew apart? 151 00:05:18,539 --> 00:05:19,783 - Well, we did. - Bullshit, I know you. 152 00:05:19,807 --> 00:05:22,775 - It's not the full story. - You're right, it's not, 153 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,655 and I will tell you everything when you get up here. 154 00:05:24,679 --> 00:05:26,112 I didn't say I was coming up there, 155 00:05:26,147 --> 00:05:27,625 and I'm not going to unless you tell me 156 00:05:27,649 --> 00:05:28,915 what's going on, right now. 157 00:05:33,021 --> 00:05:35,121 I slept with someone, all right? 158 00:05:35,156 --> 00:05:37,156 - You did what? - I was stupid, 159 00:05:37,191 --> 00:05:39,125 and I had an affair, and I know you want 160 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,661 - to rip my head off right now... - You're damn right, I do! 161 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:43,696 'Cause you know better than anyone 162 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:46,232 - what that does to a family. - Right now, I don't care. 163 00:05:46,267 --> 00:05:47,578 What the hell did you just say to me? 164 00:05:47,602 --> 00:05:49,635 Harvey, you're always telling your clients 165 00:05:49,671 --> 00:05:51,637 that your issues are your issues 166 00:05:51,673 --> 00:05:53,550 and that you don't judge people for what they do. 167 00:05:53,574 --> 00:05:55,975 So right now I don't need to hear how I screwed up. 168 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,988 What I need to hear is that you're on your way up here 169 00:05:58,012 --> 00:06:00,146 to help make sure that I don't lose my kids. 170 00:06:00,181 --> 00:06:01,714 What are you talking about? 171 00:06:01,749 --> 00:06:03,816 I'm talking about custody, Harvey, 172 00:06:03,851 --> 00:06:06,085 because Katie hired a shark to represent her. 173 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,887 Which means even if you didn't want this 174 00:06:07,922 --> 00:06:09,655 - to turn into a fight... - I can't risk 175 00:06:09,691 --> 00:06:11,657 not treating it like one, and the best way I know 176 00:06:11,693 --> 00:06:13,537 to avoid a fight is to show up with a howitzer... 177 00:06:13,561 --> 00:06:15,094 and, Harvey... 178 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:18,698 the biggest howitzer I know is you. 179 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:20,166 All right, Marcus, I'll come up. 180 00:06:21,539 --> 00:06:25,539 ? Suits 8x05 ? Good Mudding Original Air Date on August 15, 2018 181 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:28,841 ? See the money, wanna stay for your meal ? 182 00:06:28,876 --> 00:06:32,178 ? Get another piece of pie for your wife ? 183 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:35,414 ? Everybody wanna know how it feel ? 184 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:39,085 ? Everybody wanna see what it's like ? 185 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,021 ? I'll even eat a bean pie, I don't mind ? 186 00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:45,925 ? Me and Missy is so busy, busy making money ? 187 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,727 ? All right ? 188 00:06:47,762 --> 00:06:47,966 ? All step back, I'm 'bout to dance ? 189 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:53,266 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 190 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:55,161 ? The greenback boogie ? 191 00:06:56,974 --> 00:06:58,934 All right, you have your tea. Now let's get you set up 192 00:06:58,935 --> 00:07:00,307 - in the library. - You mean the room 193 00:07:00,308 --> 00:07:02,074 with the books I can literally see from here? 194 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,120 Joy, I don't need to have any attitude. 195 00:07:03,144 --> 00:07:08,214 I can set myself up, Dad, thanks. 196 00:07:09,249 --> 00:07:11,416 These associates get younger 197 00:07:11,451 --> 00:07:13,463 - and angrier, don't they? - That's not an associate; 198 00:07:13,487 --> 00:07:14,564 - that's my daughter. - And you think 199 00:07:14,588 --> 00:07:16,221 I didn't know that? 200 00:07:16,256 --> 00:07:18,123 I can spot a ninth-grade pushback 201 00:07:18,158 --> 00:07:19,991 from a mile away. 202 00:07:20,027 --> 00:07:22,005 Let me ask you something: how'd you manage your kids? 203 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:24,529 - What do you mean, manage 'em? - I mean, Joy got in trouble 204 00:07:24,564 --> 00:07:26,097 at school, that's why she's here. 205 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:27,665 And she may be a pain in the ass, 206 00:07:27,701 --> 00:07:29,345 but she finishes her homework in 18 seconds 207 00:07:29,369 --> 00:07:30,680 and all I have today is paperwork. 208 00:07:30,704 --> 00:07:31,936 I got it. 209 00:07:31,972 --> 00:07:34,072 Your daughter won't listen and you don't want 210 00:07:34,107 --> 00:07:36,141 - to talk to her, anyway. - No, I just don't know 211 00:07:36,176 --> 00:07:37,453 what to say to her to get her to hear me. 212 00:07:37,477 --> 00:07:39,310 That's because sometimes there is no way 213 00:07:39,346 --> 00:07:40,211 to get them to hear you. 214 00:07:40,247 --> 00:07:42,080 But they might hear someone else. 215 00:07:42,115 --> 00:07:44,516 Someone... someone cool. 216 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,418 - Someone like you? - No, no, no. 217 00:07:46,453 --> 00:07:48,319 - Not me. - Come on, Gretchen, 218 00:07:48,355 --> 00:07:50,266 - what's it gonna take? - I'm not saying I won't do it. 219 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:51,734 - I'm saying it won't work. - Why not? 220 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:55,493 Because it can't be someone you think is cool... 221 00:07:55,529 --> 00:07:57,195 It has to be someone she thinks is cool. 222 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:58,930 Well, look at that. 223 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:00,532 Maybe you're not doomed after all. 224 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,000 Now, move out of the way. 225 00:08:02,035 --> 00:08:03,968 I gotta get me some of that almond milk. 226 00:08:18,752 --> 00:08:19,851 Hello. 227 00:08:19,886 --> 00:08:22,053 My name is Louis Litt, I'm here to, uh... 228 00:08:25,559 --> 00:08:27,025 You know, make a deposit. 229 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:29,060 Ah, of course. 230 00:08:29,096 --> 00:08:31,696 11:00, right on the dot. - Well, punctuality helps me 231 00:08:31,731 --> 00:08:32,975 - get in the right head space. - Then why don't you 232 00:08:32,999 --> 00:08:34,377 take a look at our preparatory materials... 233 00:08:34,401 --> 00:08:37,669 and before you ask, I promise, whatever you need, 234 00:08:37,704 --> 00:08:39,382 - we've got you covered. - Oh, that's great. 235 00:08:39,406 --> 00:08:41,005 Then I'll just take a quick look 236 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,518 at "The Wall Street Journal." - The what? 237 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:44,253 "The Wall Street Journal." America's paper of record. 238 00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:45,288 What do you need "The Wall Street Journal" for? 239 00:08:45,312 --> 00:08:46,211 What do you mean, what do I need it for? 240 00:08:46,246 --> 00:08:47,423 I need it to conduct my business. 241 00:08:47,447 --> 00:08:49,380 But we don't conduct business here. 242 00:08:49,416 --> 00:08:50,715 No, not that kind of business. 243 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:51,683 - This kind of business. - Are you telling me... 244 00:08:51,718 --> 00:08:52,584 Yes. I need a "Wall Street Journal," 245 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,986 a "Forbes," "Investor's Weekly"... 246 00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:56,332 anything of a fiscal and fiduciary nature. 247 00:08:56,356 --> 00:08:57,400 Well, we don't have those things. 248 00:08:57,424 --> 00:08:58,568 Who are you? You just said anything I need 249 00:08:58,592 --> 00:09:00,592 you got me covered. What is your problem? 250 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:03,661 Well, it's not the clinic's, but... 251 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:05,597 I have the real estate section of the newspaper. 252 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,232 Give me that shit. 253 00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:10,235 Standard, standard, standard, blah, blah, blah... 254 00:09:10,270 --> 00:09:12,181 Holy shit, they want how much for a two bedroom... 255 00:09:12,205 --> 00:09:13,505 Mm, Chubby Checker. That'll work. 256 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:14,739 - Really? - Yes, really. 257 00:09:14,774 --> 00:09:15,785 I need a room. I need one now. 258 00:09:15,809 --> 00:09:16,741 I'll even share it with somebody. 259 00:09:16,776 --> 00:09:18,543 - Come on, get the cup. - All right... 260 00:09:18,578 --> 00:09:20,345 - Get the cup! - This way. 261 00:09:22,816 --> 00:09:25,183 Samantha, you got a second? 262 00:09:25,218 --> 00:09:27,051 What I have is less than four hours 263 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:29,087 to find proof Insight Drugs has ripped off 264 00:09:29,122 --> 00:09:30,433 - our client's heart medication. - That's too bad, 265 00:09:30,457 --> 00:09:31,389 because I need help with something, 266 00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:33,525 and you're the perfect person. 267 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,127 - You're asking for my help? - Yes, I am. 268 00:09:36,163 --> 00:09:38,363 - What's the case? - Williams versus Williams, 269 00:09:38,398 --> 00:09:40,365 - and I'm losing big time. - What, now? 270 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,233 My daughter. She's here for two days 271 00:09:42,269 --> 00:09:44,636 because she got suspended, and worse, when I asked her 272 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,404 what happened, she lied to me about it. 273 00:09:46,439 --> 00:09:47,517 So you're coming to me because you don't think 274 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,541 she'll listen to you or your wife right now. 275 00:09:49,576 --> 00:09:51,476 She's a smart kid, but right now 276 00:09:51,511 --> 00:09:52,410 all she cares about is being cool, 277 00:09:52,445 --> 00:09:53,856 so I need someone like you to show her 278 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,382 - that being smart is cool. - So you're saying I'm cool. 279 00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:58,716 To a 15-year-old who won't listen 280 00:09:58,752 --> 00:10:01,085 to a word her father says, yes. 281 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:02,820 Well, maybe that's because she doesn't need 282 00:10:02,856 --> 00:10:05,256 to listen right now, she needs to be heard. 283 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:06,736 Because I can tell you from experience, 284 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,260 being a teenage girl is pretty damn hard. 285 00:10:09,296 --> 00:10:11,095 Does that mean you'll do it? 286 00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,298 I guess it does. 287 00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:15,800 Just don't make me regret this. 288 00:10:15,835 --> 00:10:17,769 Alex, if you don't know by now, 289 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:20,071 making people regret things is kind of what I do. 290 00:10:20,106 --> 00:10:23,408 Then you and Joy are gonna get along just fine. 291 00:10:23,443 --> 00:10:25,710 Thanks, Samantha. 292 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,517 - What is this? - Sanitizer. 293 00:10:32,552 --> 00:10:34,586 I heard you had a particularly dirty case 294 00:10:34,621 --> 00:10:36,087 on your hands. 295 00:10:36,122 --> 00:10:37,055 - Harvey told you. - You mean that this 296 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:39,324 was the hardest case you ever had? 297 00:10:39,359 --> 00:10:41,426 That the client was really jerking you around? 298 00:10:41,461 --> 00:10:42,327 - That... - Are you finished? 299 00:10:42,362 --> 00:10:43,695 - Are you finished? - Donna! 300 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,763 I'm just asking as a friend. 301 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:48,199 Did you slay the dragon? Did you bop the potato? 302 00:10:48,235 --> 00:10:50,268 Did you wallop the badinger? 303 00:10:50,303 --> 00:10:53,271 - "Wallop the badinger"? - Yeah, I was on a roll. 304 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:55,440 Whatever... no... 305 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,508 Louis, what's wrong? 306 00:10:57,544 --> 00:10:59,544 I was just joking around. 307 00:10:59,579 --> 00:11:02,680 Did it not go okay? 308 00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:06,317 - It's not that, Donna. - Then what is it? 309 00:11:06,353 --> 00:11:08,720 - What if I can't have kids? - Louis... 310 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,388 It is all I've ever wanted, 311 00:11:10,423 --> 00:11:12,657 but it has never once occurred to me 312 00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:14,292 that I might not be able to do it. 313 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:15,504 Well, has it occurred to you that the reason 314 00:11:15,528 --> 00:11:17,795 you were never worried is that there's no reason 315 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,864 - to be worried? - Except Sheila is worried, 316 00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:21,199 and now it's in my head. 317 00:11:21,234 --> 00:11:24,135 - Donna, what if it is me? - Louis, right now 318 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,537 we don't even know if there's a problem at all, 319 00:11:26,573 --> 00:11:28,239 so I suggest you cross that bridge 320 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:29,173 when you come to it. 321 00:11:29,209 --> 00:11:30,353 And if you do, and you need someone 322 00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:33,811 to talk about it with, I'll be here. 323 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:36,547 Thank you, Donna. 324 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,324 Hey. 325 00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:47,892 Did you get a hold of Marcus? 326 00:11:47,927 --> 00:11:50,261 - I did. - Then what's going on? 327 00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:52,930 - He's not sick again, is he? - No, nothing like that, 328 00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:55,266 - but it's still not good. - Then what is it? 329 00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:56,834 He cheated on Katie. 330 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,836 She found out and now she wants a divorce. 331 00:11:58,872 --> 00:12:00,238 Oh, my God. 332 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:01,706 - Are you kidding me? - No. 333 00:12:01,741 --> 00:12:03,419 And that's not all; he wants me to come up there 334 00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:05,443 - and represent him. - So what are you gonna do? 335 00:12:05,478 --> 00:12:07,211 What do you think I'm gonna do? 336 00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:08,391 - I'm gonna help him. - Okay, look, I have to ask... 337 00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:09,759 are you sure that you want to do this? 338 00:12:09,783 --> 00:12:13,184 I appreciate your concern, Donna, but it's my brother. 339 00:12:13,219 --> 00:12:14,864 - What am I supposed to do? - All I'm saying 340 00:12:14,888 --> 00:12:16,532 is that this could bring up a lot of shit for you. 341 00:12:16,556 --> 00:12:18,856 And I don't disagree, but like I said, 342 00:12:18,892 --> 00:12:21,225 it's my brother. 343 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:24,228 - What am I supposed to do? - Okay. 344 00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:26,531 But before you go, after what just happened 345 00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:28,866 - I think you should tell Robert. - I already did. 346 00:12:28,902 --> 00:12:30,535 How did he take it? 347 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,537 I have to give him credit, he... 348 00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:33,871 he didn't hesitate for a second. 349 00:12:33,907 --> 00:12:35,807 He said, "Family comes first. 350 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,343 Always does, always will." 351 00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:47,415 You must be Joy. 352 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,417 That's the name they gave me. 353 00:12:50,031 --> 00:12:51,264 I'm Samantha. 354 00:12:51,299 --> 00:12:52,265 Your dad's gonna be stuck in meetings all day, 355 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:56,002 so he asked me to check in on you. 356 00:12:56,037 --> 00:12:57,603 Samantha, is it? 357 00:12:57,639 --> 00:12:59,572 He didn't ask you to check in on me. 358 00:12:59,607 --> 00:13:01,507 He asked you to keep an eye on me 359 00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:02,942 because you're the cool one. 360 00:13:02,977 --> 00:13:04,644 Well, you might be cool to him, 361 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,813 but you're not cool to me. 362 00:13:07,749 --> 00:13:09,782 Okay. 363 00:13:09,818 --> 00:13:13,052 I see what this is. 364 00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:15,621 I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. 365 00:13:15,657 --> 00:13:18,024 - Your what? - My "why I got suspended." 366 00:13:18,059 --> 00:13:20,960 - You got suspended? - Just once. 367 00:13:20,995 --> 00:13:23,996 But from three different schools. 368 00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:28,868 That's the football field. 369 00:13:28,903 --> 00:13:30,737 I used industrial bleach. 370 00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:32,605 That shit's not coming out for months. 371 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,943 Wow, that is some colorful language. 372 00:13:36,978 --> 00:13:38,811 So what'd you do? 373 00:13:38,847 --> 00:13:40,613 The worst one? 374 00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:42,448 I boosted a car from the school parking lot. 375 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:44,517 - You stole somebody's car. - Not somebody's, 376 00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:45,785 the principal's. 377 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,954 Turns out that is not a good idea. 378 00:13:47,989 --> 00:13:49,055 Got it. 379 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,324 Don't steal the principal's car. 380 00:13:51,359 --> 00:13:53,426 I'm not saying breaking the rules 381 00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:54,560 is a bad thing. 382 00:13:54,596 --> 00:13:57,797 I'm saying you just need to know which ones to break. 383 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:01,401 I don't think you're supposed to tell me that. 384 00:14:01,436 --> 00:14:03,336 Maybe not, but if you're gonna help me 385 00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:05,905 the next couple of days, you should know how I work. 386 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,473 - Help you? - Yeah. 387 00:14:07,509 --> 00:14:08,586 I've got a deposition this afternoon 388 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,810 and nothing to force the other guy's hand. 389 00:14:10,845 --> 00:14:11,978 You in? 390 00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:13,646 - I'm in. - Well, then, Joy, 391 00:14:13,681 --> 00:14:16,048 you and I are gonna need some coffee. 392 00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:27,427 Harvey, what are you doing here? 393 00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:30,997 I'm here because Marcus asked me to represent him. 394 00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:32,832 Then you shouldn't be contacting me 395 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:35,034 - without my lawyer. - No, I shouldn't. 396 00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:36,969 But I'm not here as a lawyer. 397 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:38,671 I'm here as your brother-in-law. 398 00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,518 - What does that mean? - It means I know Marcus 399 00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:43,376 still loves you, and... 400 00:14:43,411 --> 00:14:45,144 I need to know if there isn't still a way 401 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,779 that you guys can work this out. 402 00:14:46,815 --> 00:14:48,359 And as much as I wish that could happen, 403 00:14:48,383 --> 00:14:49,682 it's too late for that. 404 00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:51,617 Look, Marcus told me what happened... 405 00:14:51,653 --> 00:14:52,618 And you're still standing here 406 00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,987 - trying to defend him. - No, I'm not. 407 00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:58,624 When he told me, believe me, I wanted to lay him out myself, 408 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,960 but I also know what it feels like 409 00:15:00,995 --> 00:15:02,740 to have your family ripped apart, and I don't want 410 00:15:02,764 --> 00:15:04,697 - to see that happen. - You think I do? 411 00:15:04,732 --> 00:15:06,966 No, I don't, but I'm telling you, 412 00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:09,869 the second lawyers get involved... 413 00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:11,070 it's gonna get messy. 414 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:12,905 It's already messy, Harvey. 415 00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:14,674 And my lawyer's already involved, 416 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:17,543 so be Marcus' lawyer or don't, 417 00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:20,613 but either way I can't talk to you anymore. 418 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:29,989 No, no, you sit here. 419 00:15:30,024 --> 00:15:32,525 - Why? - Those two over there 420 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,393 are opposing council and his client. 421 00:15:34,429 --> 00:15:35,394 What does that have to do with where I sit? 422 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,497 It has to do with where I sit. 423 00:15:37,532 --> 00:15:40,066 - I don't understand. - Let me explain. 424 00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:43,202 I have nothing on this asshole, but I know he's lying. 425 00:15:43,238 --> 00:15:45,605 So I'm going to bluff him in an hour, 426 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,073 and this is where that bluff starts. 427 00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:48,574 So you're just gonna stare at him? 428 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,010 No, I'm also going to laugh 429 00:15:51,045 --> 00:15:52,778 and drink my coffee and show him 430 00:15:52,814 --> 00:15:54,847 how incredibly confident I am. 431 00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:55,915 I get it. 432 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,783 You're trying to get in their heads. 433 00:15:57,819 --> 00:16:00,720 - Not trying, doing. - Awesome. 434 00:16:00,755 --> 00:16:02,622 - I'll get us some drinks. - You're buying? 435 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,590 - My dad's buying. - In that case, 436 00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:07,793 I will take a dozen bagels, seven donuts, and... 437 00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:10,730 one of those fancy espresso machines over there. 438 00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:18,204 Don't tell me... the results are in. 439 00:16:18,239 --> 00:16:19,939 - They are. - And? 440 00:16:19,974 --> 00:16:21,485 They want me to meet with the doctor in person. 441 00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:22,942 - And? - And I want you 442 00:16:22,977 --> 00:16:25,545 - to come with me. - Louis, I... 443 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,246 I don't mean to sound insensitive, 444 00:16:27,282 --> 00:16:29,615 but I really think that you should do this 445 00:16:29,651 --> 00:16:31,484 - on your own. - Donna... 446 00:16:31,519 --> 00:16:32,618 they said "in person." 447 00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:34,265 - That can't be good. - But don't they do that 448 00:16:34,289 --> 00:16:35,821 - for everyone? - Maybe they do, 449 00:16:35,857 --> 00:16:37,223 but I just don't want to be alone. 450 00:16:37,258 --> 00:16:39,125 And I understand that, but I'm not the woman 451 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,960 you should be asking. 452 00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:43,496 - Sheila. - She's your partner in this. 453 00:16:43,531 --> 00:16:45,598 I know that, but what if... 454 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:47,767 - What if what? - Donna, if I'm the reason 455 00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:50,102 we can't have kids, I wanna be the one to tell her. 456 00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:52,004 Not some guy in a lab coat. 457 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,741 And if you really want me to go with you, I will, but... 458 00:16:55,777 --> 00:16:56,887 if I were Sheila, I wouldn't want 459 00:16:56,911 --> 00:17:00,646 to be the second woman in your life to find that out. 460 00:17:00,682 --> 00:17:02,815 You're right, Donna. 461 00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,922 Don't tell me they ran out of coffee. 462 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,792 No, I got something better than coffee. 463 00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:19,498 I didn't know what to do, so I just hit "record." 464 00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:22,602 - Does it help? - It sure as shit doesn't hurt. 465 00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:23,714 - Huh. - Does that mean you don't have 466 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,605 to sit here and smile at them? 467 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,540 No, it just means it's gonna be 468 00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:29,775 a hell of a lot more fun. 469 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,783 Harvey. 470 00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:39,552 You were supposed to be here an hour ago. 471 00:17:39,587 --> 00:17:40,864 There was something I had to do first. 472 00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:42,521 Yeah, I know what you had to do, 473 00:17:42,557 --> 00:17:44,034 - and I wish you hadn't done it. - Listen to me... 474 00:17:44,058 --> 00:17:45,703 Harvey, you said you were gonna come up here 475 00:17:45,727 --> 00:17:47,137 and help me, not stir things up with Katie. 476 00:17:47,161 --> 00:17:48,995 Marcus, you said you wanted peace, so I tried 477 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:51,263 - to make peace. - Yeah, well, what you did 478 00:17:51,299 --> 00:17:53,966 was make it worse. 479 00:17:56,237 --> 00:17:57,837 - Shit. - What does that mean, 480 00:17:57,872 --> 00:18:00,072 "You've been sanctioned"? 481 00:18:00,108 --> 00:18:02,041 Look, it's a fine 482 00:18:02,076 --> 00:18:04,043 for contacting her without her lawyer. 483 00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:05,878 - It's nothing. - No, I know you, 484 00:18:05,913 --> 00:18:07,546 and there's something else. 485 00:18:09,884 --> 00:18:13,085 If I file some kind of motion and it's a coin toss, 486 00:18:13,121 --> 00:18:15,855 the judge probably rules in their favor. 487 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:19,025 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Marcus, I am sorry. 488 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,526 You asked me to come up here, 489 00:18:20,561 --> 00:18:23,362 and like it or not... 490 00:18:24,532 --> 00:18:27,900 This is tough for me too, so I tried with Katie. 491 00:18:27,935 --> 00:18:29,602 Okay, Harvey, I get it. 492 00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:30,914 I just wish there was a chance in hell 493 00:18:30,938 --> 00:18:32,938 that it would've worked. 494 00:18:32,974 --> 00:18:34,607 So what are we gonna do now? 495 00:18:34,642 --> 00:18:35,886 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 496 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,777 You want a peaceful settlement, 497 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,845 we're gonna get you a peaceful settlement. 498 00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:45,133 - Mr. Litt. - Yes. 499 00:18:45,134 --> 00:18:46,867 - Please, have a seat. - Oh, my God, 500 00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:48,550 it's worse than I thought. I have no sperm at all. 501 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,017 Of course not. 502 00:18:50,053 --> 00:18:52,386 In fact, I'm happy to inform you 503 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,456 that your sperm count is perfectly fine. 504 00:18:55,491 --> 00:18:57,124 I see no reason why you can't make 505 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,727 - any healthy woman pregnant. - Great, fantastic. 506 00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:00,839 There is one thing, however. 507 00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,063 - One thing. - I noticed 508 00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:03,208 on the lifestyle section of our form, 509 00:19:03,232 --> 00:19:05,733 you put down "mudding." - Yeah. 510 00:19:05,768 --> 00:19:08,469 Yes, it relaxes and soothes me. 511 00:19:08,504 --> 00:19:09,948 Come to think of it, doc, I think that's the reason 512 00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:12,940 - why my count is so robust. - You'll have to give it up. 513 00:19:12,975 --> 00:19:14,675 - What now? - Well, your count is fine, 514 00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,622 but due to your partner's age... if you give up mudding, 515 00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:19,480 your chances of conceiving go up significantly. 516 00:19:19,515 --> 00:19:21,749 - Define significantly. - 80%. 517 00:19:21,784 --> 00:19:23,918 Holy shit, 80%? 518 00:19:23,953 --> 00:19:25,920 - There's gotta be another way! - There isn't. 519 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,099 What if I put everything in but my balls? 520 00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:28,756 - I don't... - Scratch that, 521 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:29,757 - defeats the purpose. - Mr. Litt... 522 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,792 What if I cut down on my sessions? 523 00:19:31,828 --> 00:19:32,793 I cut it down in half, it improves our chances 40%. 524 00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:35,162 I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. 525 00:19:35,198 --> 00:19:36,341 Well, then what are you telling me? 526 00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:37,409 I'm telling you that if you want to have 527 00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:39,767 the best chance at having a child, 528 00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:41,969 you'll give up mudding for the foreseeable future. 529 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:45,973 Excuse me. 530 00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:47,286 Who is she, and what's she doing here? 531 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,587 It's "go to work with your parent" day. 532 00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:49,376 She's your daughter? 533 00:19:49,412 --> 00:19:51,045 Something like that. 534 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,858 But of course, if you're too afraid to have her here, 535 00:19:52,882 --> 00:19:54,526 - she doesn't have to be here. - Fine with me if she stays, 536 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:55,950 since this is gonna be 537 00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:57,129 the world's shortest deposition 538 00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:58,430 Because you're ready to admit you infringed 539 00:19:58,454 --> 00:20:01,622 on my client's patent to create your generic knock-off? 540 00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:03,924 Because, my company developed that drug 541 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,360 from scratch, and your client has no proof we didn't. 542 00:20:06,395 --> 00:20:08,140 Actually, we do have proof, we're just not gonna use it. 543 00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:09,830 You're not gonna use it 544 00:20:09,866 --> 00:20:11,866 - because it doesn't exist. - I'm not gonna use it 545 00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:13,501 because I'd like you to lie to my face 546 00:20:13,536 --> 00:20:14,969 in this deposition. 547 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:17,638 - And why is that? - So when I reveal what we know 548 00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:19,807 in open court, you not only lose this case, 549 00:20:19,842 --> 00:20:21,742 you get charged with perjury. 550 00:20:21,778 --> 00:20:23,178 Can't you get sent to jail for that? 551 00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:25,079 Why, yes, Joy, you can. 552 00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:26,647 But you'd probably go bankrupt, first, 553 00:20:26,682 --> 00:20:29,650 - trying to fight it. - Hmm. 554 00:20:29,685 --> 00:20:31,218 You're bluffing. 555 00:20:31,254 --> 00:20:32,486 You don't have shit on him. 556 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,755 I guess there's only one way to find out. 557 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,891 So, Mr. Coleman, did you or did you not 558 00:20:36,926 --> 00:20:39,727 rip off our patent to create your bullshit new drug? 559 00:20:39,762 --> 00:20:41,662 And before you answer, 560 00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:44,732 I'd like you to think back to that decaf latte 561 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,767 you were drinking before coming up here. 562 00:20:46,803 --> 00:20:49,770 And, more specifically, to the person waiting in line 563 00:20:49,806 --> 00:20:51,572 by your table... 564 00:20:51,607 --> 00:20:55,209 while you were trying so hard not to look at me. 565 00:20:55,244 --> 00:20:57,111 That's what she's doing here. 566 00:20:57,146 --> 00:20:59,280 - You set us up. - You set yourself up 567 00:20:59,315 --> 00:21:00,848 because you went to a public place 568 00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:02,516 and discussed a case loud enough 569 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:04,218 for a 15-year-old girl who just happened 570 00:21:04,253 --> 00:21:07,621 to be recording the coffee shop to pick you up on tape. 571 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:10,257 Now, for the last time... 572 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:13,227 Where'd your new drug come from? 573 00:21:19,305 --> 00:21:22,006 All right. 574 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:23,541 How much do you want? 575 00:21:27,714 --> 00:21:30,048 Gentlemen, sorry to keep you waiting. 576 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,749 My client and I were just discussing 577 00:21:31,785 --> 00:21:34,218 - a few last matters. - Not a problem. 578 00:21:34,254 --> 00:21:36,220 Now that you're ready, I suggest we start 579 00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:38,234 - with division of property. - Actually, we'd like to start 580 00:21:38,258 --> 00:21:40,058 with the most important issue... 581 00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:41,459 - Our kids. - Exactly. 582 00:21:41,494 --> 00:21:43,127 Because we're seeking sole custody. 583 00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:45,329 What? We... we didn't talk about that. 584 00:21:45,365 --> 00:21:47,231 And what was or wasn't previously discussed 585 00:21:47,267 --> 00:21:48,482 - is irrelevant. - That's bull... 586 00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:49,883 Marcus, let me handle this. 587 00:21:49,918 --> 00:21:52,915 Because they don't really want sole custody, they just want 588 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,914 to start on one end because they're expecting us 589 00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:55,951 to start on the other. 590 00:21:55,952 --> 00:21:58,533 But we don't want a fight, so why don't we just all start 591 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,051 - in the middle? - I'll tell you why... 592 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,193 because we're not moving on this at all. 593 00:22:02,313 --> 00:22:04,799 - Excuse me? - Katie, don't do this. 594 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,500 You did this to yourself, Marcus. 595 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,068 No, he didn't. He may have screwed up, 596 00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:11,171 but you don't have the grounds to take the kids. 597 00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:13,273 - Actually, we do. - Bullshit. 598 00:22:13,309 --> 00:22:14,553 And I'm not gonna let you play games like you did 599 00:22:14,577 --> 00:22:16,877 - with those sanctions. - What sanctions? 600 00:22:16,912 --> 00:22:18,278 You know what sanctions. 601 00:22:18,314 --> 00:22:19,691 The ones you had your lawyer slap me with 602 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:22,382 - for coming to talk to you. - I didn't authorize 603 00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:23,962 - anything like that. - You didn't need to. 604 00:22:23,986 --> 00:22:26,386 After you told me he approached you improperly... 605 00:22:26,422 --> 00:22:27,899 You thought it was a good idea to use that 606 00:22:27,923 --> 00:22:29,690 - to bias the judge. - I thought it would be 607 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,692 a good idea to protect my client's interests. 608 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:34,528 Well, those kids aren't just your client's interests. 609 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,497 They're my brother's children... 610 00:22:36,532 --> 00:22:38,143 Well, then maybe he should have cared enough 611 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:39,800 to put their needs ahead of his own. 612 00:22:39,835 --> 00:22:41,635 Katie, he may not have been a perfect husband, 613 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:44,404 but I am not gonna let you say he's not a good father. 614 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,306 How would you know what kind of a father he is? 615 00:22:46,342 --> 00:22:48,475 I'll tell you how. Every time I have seen them 616 00:22:48,511 --> 00:22:51,378 with him, every time he has told me about them... 617 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,213 And what about what he told you 618 00:22:53,249 --> 00:22:54,860 - about why we're splitting up? - Just because he slept 619 00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:55,927 with someone else doesn't mean he's not a good father. 620 00:22:55,951 --> 00:22:58,585 Slept with someone else? 621 00:22:58,621 --> 00:22:59,653 Oh, my God. 622 00:22:59,688 --> 00:23:01,889 He didn't tell you what happened, did he? 623 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,557 Katie... 624 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:04,636 Marcus, what's she talking about? 625 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:06,727 You know what? You can have that conversation 626 00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:08,629 on your own time, 'cause I'm not gonna 627 00:23:08,664 --> 00:23:10,397 let you tell me this is all my fault 628 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,299 when you don't even know the whole story. 629 00:23:12,334 --> 00:23:14,668 Let me be clear: I'm taking the kids 630 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:16,737 because that is what is best for them. 631 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,572 And if you have a problem with that, Harvey, 632 00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:20,741 you can take it up with the man sitting next to you, 633 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,976 'cause I'm done defending myself. 634 00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:27,614 Katie! 635 00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,452 Okay, you tell me and you tell me now. 636 00:23:32,488 --> 00:23:34,788 What was that all about? 637 00:23:34,823 --> 00:23:36,924 - I was gambling again. - I don't believe this... 638 00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:38,759 It was just for a few weeks. 639 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,305 It was almost a year ago, and I've been in a program 640 00:23:40,329 --> 00:23:41,439 - ever since. - Let me guess: 641 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,864 you didn't tell Katie, just like you didn't tell me. 642 00:23:43,899 --> 00:23:44,665 - I was going to tell you. - When? 643 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,033 After the judge took your kids? 644 00:23:46,068 --> 00:23:47,834 Because they're right, Marcus. 645 00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:49,503 They do have the grounds to do that, 646 00:23:49,538 --> 00:23:50,971 - and you gave it to them. - Harvey, 647 00:23:51,006 --> 00:23:52,450 there's gotta be something you can do here. 648 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,618 Not when I don't have all the facts! 649 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:56,443 I point-blank asked you what happened, and you said 650 00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,444 it was because of an affair. 651 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,779 Look, I know 652 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:00,747 I should have told you, but I'm telling you now. 653 00:24:00,783 --> 00:24:02,950 Well, then you tell me, right now, anything else 654 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,852 I should know, and I mean anything. 655 00:24:07,022 --> 00:24:09,389 Haley caught me making a bet. 656 00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:11,558 and I told her that I was just playing a game, 657 00:24:11,594 --> 00:24:13,327 and that it could be our little secret. 658 00:24:13,362 --> 00:24:14,573 - Are you kidding me? - Hey, hey... where you going? 659 00:24:14,597 --> 00:24:17,331 - Back to New York. - No, please, you can't... 660 00:24:17,366 --> 00:24:18,498 These are my kids! 661 00:24:18,534 --> 00:24:21,602 Your kids that you asked to lie for you. 662 00:24:21,637 --> 00:24:22,681 which makes you no different than Mom was. 663 00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:23,937 No, that is not fair. 664 00:24:23,973 --> 00:24:26,006 What Mom did is nothing like this. 665 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:28,775 You asked your kids to keep your secrets. 666 00:24:28,811 --> 00:24:31,345 - How is that different? - Because it was one time 667 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:32,991 and Haley had no idea what I was doing was wrong. 668 00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:34,748 You know what? Tell yourself 669 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:36,528 whatever you want about what kind of man you are. 670 00:24:36,552 --> 00:24:37,662 You're not just a shitty husband; 671 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,020 you're a shitty brother, and I'm done here. 672 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,086 What's this for? 673 00:24:48,121 --> 00:24:49,254 Well, I know it was 674 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,589 a stressful day, and I thought you deserved something 675 00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,525 with a little umbrella. 676 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,627 - You have no idea. - Mm. 677 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:58,329 So how did it go? 678 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:00,331 - It was great. - Really? 679 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,433 - What did he say? - Mm. 680 00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:04,280 He said I should have no issue getting you pregnant, 681 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:05,470 and nothing else. 682 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:06,549 Nothing else? 683 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,339 Absolutely not one thing else. 684 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,997 That's funny, because I was told 685 00:25:10,998 --> 00:25:12,598 - you have to give up mudding. - What? 686 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:13,810 - How'd you know that? - They called me 687 00:25:13,834 --> 00:25:15,969 - right after they saw you. - I don't believe this. 688 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:19,173 This is a total violation of the doctor-patient... 689 00:25:19,174 --> 00:25:21,408 Cut the bullshit, Louis. You signed the form. 690 00:25:21,443 --> 00:25:23,910 The question is, can you do this? 691 00:25:23,946 --> 00:25:25,779 - Of course I can do it. - Are you sure? 692 00:25:25,814 --> 00:25:27,481 Because you couldn't even admit it to me. 693 00:25:27,516 --> 00:25:28,560 I didn't wanna talk about it because it was 694 00:25:28,584 --> 00:25:30,517 a difficult thing, but I can handle it. 695 00:25:30,552 --> 00:25:32,163 You know nothing means more to me than having a family. 696 00:25:32,187 --> 00:25:34,021 I do know that, Louis, but I also know 697 00:25:34,056 --> 00:25:35,989 how your brain works, and you're gonna try 698 00:25:36,025 --> 00:25:37,535 to figure out a way to convince yourself 699 00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:40,193 that you can have both. 700 00:25:40,229 --> 00:25:42,996 I am a grown man, and I am telling you, 701 00:25:43,032 --> 00:25:44,872 if a doctor tells me I have to give up mudding, 702 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,934 - then I will give it up. - Promise me. 703 00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:50,671 I promise. 704 00:26:00,149 --> 00:26:02,516 Mom, if you're here 705 00:26:02,551 --> 00:26:03,561 - to talk about Marcus... - Of course I'm here 706 00:26:03,585 --> 00:26:05,452 to talk about Marcus. 707 00:26:05,487 --> 00:26:09,056 Question is, are you going to let me in or not? 708 00:26:09,091 --> 00:26:10,857 Then go ahead and say your piece, 709 00:26:10,893 --> 00:26:12,793 but it's not gonna change my mind. 710 00:26:12,828 --> 00:26:16,697 Well, I don't know if it will or it won't... 711 00:26:16,732 --> 00:26:18,965 but I came to tell you you're right. 712 00:26:19,001 --> 00:26:21,034 What Marcus did was horrible, 713 00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,637 and I understand you being furious, 714 00:26:23,672 --> 00:26:25,639 but Haley's in fifth grade. 715 00:26:25,674 --> 00:26:27,307 She barely knows what gambling is. 716 00:26:27,342 --> 00:26:28,642 She knows what lying is. 717 00:26:28,677 --> 00:26:30,977 She knows that her father asked her to do it. 718 00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:32,713 And Marcus feels terrible about that. 719 00:26:32,748 --> 00:26:33,958 Yeah, that's what all addicts say. 720 00:26:33,982 --> 00:26:37,050 And your brother has never been as strong as you are, 721 00:26:37,086 --> 00:26:38,997 - but that doesn't mean... - This isn't about strength. 722 00:26:39,021 --> 00:26:41,555 No, it's about forgiveness. 723 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:44,157 And Marcus forgave me, even when I failed you both, 724 00:26:44,193 --> 00:26:46,359 and then he forgave you when you walked away. 725 00:26:46,395 --> 00:26:47,527 Are you saying I owe him? 726 00:26:47,563 --> 00:26:50,797 I'm saying people make mistakes. 727 00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:54,735 Harvey, I know how angry you are... 728 00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:57,838 but you can't let him lose his children. 729 00:26:57,873 --> 00:27:00,741 Because I can tell you from personal experience 730 00:27:00,776 --> 00:27:04,945 there is nothing worse for the parent or the child. 731 00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:06,713 What am I supposed to say to that? 732 00:27:06,749 --> 00:27:09,816 How about if I say what we both know is true? 733 00:27:10,753 --> 00:27:12,119 This is all my fault. 734 00:27:12,154 --> 00:27:14,087 I modeled all of this behavior 735 00:27:14,123 --> 00:27:17,257 for both of you, but please, Harvey, 736 00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:21,128 don't make him pay for my mistakes. 737 00:27:21,163 --> 00:27:23,730 Okay, I'll see what I can do. 738 00:27:24,733 --> 00:27:27,534 But I'm gonna need to ask you some questions. 739 00:27:27,569 --> 00:27:29,936 So make yourself comfortable, 740 00:27:29,972 --> 00:27:33,039 because we're gonna be here for a while. 741 00:27:42,084 --> 00:27:43,950 Thought you were done with me. 742 00:27:43,986 --> 00:27:46,052 I'm your brother. 743 00:27:46,088 --> 00:27:49,122 I'm never gonna be done with you. 744 00:27:49,158 --> 00:27:52,125 - You talked to Mom. - I did. 745 00:27:52,161 --> 00:27:54,594 She basically said it was all her fault. 746 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:57,197 - Well, it wasn't. - I know. 747 00:27:57,232 --> 00:27:59,065 But if I can forgive her, I should be able 748 00:27:59,101 --> 00:28:01,234 to forgive you too. 749 00:28:01,270 --> 00:28:04,271 I figured out a way to get you shared custody. 750 00:28:04,306 --> 00:28:06,373 But I am putting in the agreement, 751 00:28:06,408 --> 00:28:08,408 you ever gamble again, she gets the kids. 752 00:28:08,443 --> 00:28:11,244 You don't live up to that, I don't care what the law says, 753 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,047 I'll represent her to make sure that's what happens. 754 00:28:14,082 --> 00:28:16,850 - Okay. - Okay. 755 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,659 Um... 756 00:28:25,694 --> 00:28:28,161 this claims that Katie's an unfit mother. 757 00:28:28,197 --> 00:28:29,830 You were traveling for work, 758 00:28:29,865 --> 00:28:31,309 and Haley broke her arm at the playground. 759 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:33,633 - Where was Katie? - She was in a meeting. 760 00:28:33,669 --> 00:28:35,109 - Her phone was off. - So you'd think 761 00:28:35,137 --> 00:28:37,003 she'd be more mindful in the future, 762 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:39,906 but when her son wandered off from camp two years later, 763 00:28:39,942 --> 00:28:41,675 she didn't even bother calling them back 764 00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:43,643 - for three hours. - She didn't get the message! 765 00:28:43,679 --> 00:28:46,012 Well, when you got the message, you drove up there 766 00:28:46,048 --> 00:28:48,481 - like a rocket to go find him. - Harvey, you're twisting 767 00:28:48,482 --> 00:28:49,848 - the facts here. - No. 768 00:28:49,884 --> 00:28:52,047 - I am getting your children. - Not this way, you're not. 769 00:28:52,071 --> 00:28:54,672 I know this doesn't feel good, 770 00:28:54,707 --> 00:28:56,136 but you said it: we need a howitzer. 771 00:28:56,137 --> 00:28:57,503 - This is it. - I don't care. 772 00:28:57,538 --> 00:28:59,271 - Marcus... - Katie is a good mother. 773 00:28:59,306 --> 00:29:01,039 She loves those kids. 774 00:29:01,075 --> 00:29:02,619 I'm not gonna let you say these things about her. 775 00:29:02,643 --> 00:29:05,043 Damn it, Marcus, there's no other way. 776 00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:07,412 You're the best goddamn closer in New York. 777 00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:09,148 Isn't that what you always say? 778 00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:11,617 Well, the best goddamn closer would find another way. 779 00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:16,989 Hey, Dad. 780 00:29:17,024 --> 00:29:19,224 Got you some churros. 781 00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:22,194 Thanks, but I gotta say, 782 00:29:22,229 --> 00:29:24,307 I thought you'd be here an hour ago begging to go home. 783 00:29:24,331 --> 00:29:27,032 Well, Samantha and I went to Otto's Tacos to celebrate. 784 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:29,334 - Celebrate what? - Her destroying this dude 785 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,104 in a deposition all because of what I gave her. 786 00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:33,783 - She said I did great. - What do you mean, 787 00:29:33,807 --> 00:29:35,807 - "what you gave her"? - Well, I overheard this guy 788 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:38,277 telling his lawyer that they stole our drug formula, 789 00:29:38,312 --> 00:29:39,811 - and then I just... - Wait a second, 790 00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:41,691 - you overheard this? - I didn't just overhear it, 791 00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:43,348 I recorded it. 792 00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:45,284 And then Samantha used it in a deposition. 793 00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:46,785 Well, she didn't really use it, 794 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:49,183 she just threatened to use it, which I thought 795 00:29:49,184 --> 00:29:50,728 - was pretty badass... - I want you to stay 796 00:29:50,752 --> 00:29:52,719 - the hell away from that woman. - What? 797 00:29:52,754 --> 00:29:53,964 - You heard me. - Wait, aren't you the one 798 00:29:53,988 --> 00:29:55,988 who wanted us to work together in the first place? 799 00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:57,724 Not to work together, keep an eye on you, 800 00:29:57,759 --> 00:29:59,603 - and definitely not use you. - She didn't use me. 801 00:29:59,627 --> 00:30:00,838 - I volunteered. - You don't know what she did 802 00:30:00,862 --> 00:30:03,896 - because you're 15 years old. - Well, I may only be 15, 803 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:06,332 but I actually came in here to admit that I was wrong 804 00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:08,045 for not wanting to come into work with you, 805 00:30:08,069 --> 00:30:09,702 and that now I can't wait until tomorrow. 806 00:30:09,738 --> 00:30:11,115 Well, tomorrow's not gonna be like today, 807 00:30:11,139 --> 00:30:13,372 because you're gonna stay away from that woman. 808 00:30:13,408 --> 00:30:16,843 - You can't make me do that! - You'd better believe I can. 809 00:30:22,117 --> 00:30:24,617 You really are a piece of work, aren't you? 810 00:30:24,652 --> 00:30:26,197 I'm sorry, shouldn't you be coming in here 811 00:30:26,221 --> 00:30:28,087 to thank me for taking care of your daughter? 812 00:30:28,123 --> 00:30:30,389 If you think what you did is what "taking care of" means, 813 00:30:30,425 --> 00:30:32,291 I hope you never get a goddamn house plant, 814 00:30:32,327 --> 00:30:35,061 - let alone a child. - Excuse me? 815 00:30:35,096 --> 00:30:36,763 Joy told me about the stunt you pulled, 816 00:30:36,798 --> 00:30:38,631 and how you told her she did a great job. 817 00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:40,733 Well, did you also tell her it's illegal to record 818 00:30:40,769 --> 00:30:43,069 - someone else's conversation? - It is not illegal 819 00:30:43,104 --> 00:30:44,604 to record sound in a public space. 820 00:30:44,639 --> 00:30:46,083 That's not what happened and you know it. 821 00:30:46,107 --> 00:30:47,039 Well, it doesn't matter, because I didn't use 822 00:30:47,075 --> 00:30:48,285 the recording because I didn't need to. 823 00:30:48,309 --> 00:30:50,643 Oh, I know that, because if you had, 824 00:30:50,678 --> 00:30:51,956 we'd have a whole other set of problems right now. 825 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,045 And what would those be? 826 00:30:53,081 --> 00:30:55,615 Because was I did was completely within 827 00:30:55,650 --> 00:30:57,394 - the bounds of the law. - You don't get it, do you? 828 00:30:57,418 --> 00:30:58,951 I trusted you with my daughter 829 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,331 who's been getting in trouble and lying, 830 00:31:00,355 --> 00:31:02,188 and then she does something like this. 831 00:31:02,223 --> 00:31:03,901 And instead of you telling her it was wrong, you gave her 832 00:31:03,925 --> 00:31:05,758 - a goddamn cookie. - What I did was treat her 833 00:31:05,794 --> 00:31:07,827 like an adult and show her how the world works. 834 00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:09,662 Well, she's not an adult, and she can learn 835 00:31:09,697 --> 00:31:11,142 how the world works when you and I did, 836 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:12,965 - and that's not 15. - Some of us learned 837 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,145 a hell of a lot younger than that. 838 00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:15,613 Well, you must have had a shitty upbringing, 839 00:31:15,637 --> 00:31:18,404 because a parent's job isn't to teach their kids 840 00:31:18,439 --> 00:31:20,173 how the world is. 841 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:22,119 A parent's job is to teach them how the world should be. 842 00:31:22,143 --> 00:31:24,410 Well, her parent asked me to get through to her 843 00:31:24,445 --> 00:31:26,245 in the first place because he couldn't 844 00:31:26,281 --> 00:31:28,848 - do it himself. - Well... 845 00:31:28,883 --> 00:31:30,449 that's on me to grapple with. 846 00:31:30,485 --> 00:31:32,318 In the meantime, stay the hell away 847 00:31:32,353 --> 00:31:34,821 from my daughter. 848 00:31:44,222 --> 00:31:45,833 Good morning, Gretchen. How are you this... 849 00:31:45,857 --> 00:31:47,723 I'm busy, Louis, just like you'd better get. 850 00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:49,637 - Which is what I'm doing here. - Wait, slow it down. 851 00:31:49,661 --> 00:31:51,561 - What are you talking about? - The Nielson depo 852 00:31:51,596 --> 00:31:53,496 - got moved up to tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 853 00:31:53,531 --> 00:31:55,743 Yes, and Joan Walsh wants her quarterly update yesterday. 854 00:31:55,767 --> 00:31:58,468 There are 16 other things waiting for you in your office. 855 00:31:58,503 --> 00:32:00,314 You got lunch with Sheila at 1:00, and I don't know 856 00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:01,649 - what the hell... - Stop right there. 857 00:32:01,673 --> 00:32:02,572 You need to reschedule half of those things. 858 00:32:02,607 --> 00:32:04,373 That brings me to the last thing: 859 00:32:04,409 --> 00:32:06,409 - I gotta go to the dentist. - What? 860 00:32:06,444 --> 00:32:08,478 Gretchen, no, you can't leave me like this. 861 00:32:08,513 --> 00:32:09,779 Did you hear me? 862 00:32:09,814 --> 00:32:12,582 I got a hole in my tooth the size of Colorado. 863 00:32:12,617 --> 00:32:14,650 And before you ask me to call Lipschitz 864 00:32:14,686 --> 00:32:16,385 because you can't handle the pressure, 865 00:32:16,421 --> 00:32:18,087 he's out of town till next week. 866 00:32:18,122 --> 00:32:20,590 Good luck. 867 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,391 Good mudding, Louis. 868 00:32:22,427 --> 00:32:24,371 - Good mudding, Louis. - Hey, Louis, good mudding. 869 00:32:24,395 --> 00:32:27,230 - And good mudding to you. - Top of the mudding to you. 870 00:32:27,265 --> 00:32:28,764 - Good mudding. - Good mudding. 871 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,532 Good mudding. 872 00:32:29,567 --> 00:32:30,867 Hey, Louis, good mudding. 873 00:32:30,902 --> 00:32:32,635 Mudding... mudding... 874 00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:46,249 So what's on the agenda for today? 875 00:32:46,284 --> 00:32:48,384 Nothing. 876 00:32:48,419 --> 00:32:49,930 After last night's lecture, I didn't think 877 00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:52,188 - I'd be seeing you today. - Yeah, well, my dad told me 878 00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:53,289 to stay away from you, 879 00:32:53,324 --> 00:32:54,590 but he doesn't know anything. 880 00:32:54,626 --> 00:32:56,559 - That's not true. - Yes, it is. 881 00:32:56,594 --> 00:32:58,861 - He's an asshole. - Don't say that. 882 00:32:58,897 --> 00:33:00,696 Why not? It's the truth. 883 00:33:00,732 --> 00:33:03,199 I learned more from you than any adult ever, 884 00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:05,101 so if he wants me to stay away from you, 885 00:33:05,136 --> 00:33:07,537 - he's wrong. - No... 886 00:33:07,572 --> 00:33:10,072 Joy, he's not. 887 00:33:10,108 --> 00:33:12,542 I'm the one who was wrong. 888 00:33:12,577 --> 00:33:15,311 That car I boosted when I was 14? 889 00:33:15,346 --> 00:33:17,580 I didn't tell you the other half of it. 890 00:33:17,615 --> 00:33:20,249 I didn't just get suspended; I got expelled. 891 00:33:20,285 --> 00:33:21,584 - Holy shit. - Yeah. 892 00:33:21,619 --> 00:33:24,554 And after that, I had a choice: either get my shit together 893 00:33:24,589 --> 00:33:26,622 or get nowhere in life. 894 00:33:26,658 --> 00:33:30,493 So by the time I was a senior, I got a scholarship and... 895 00:33:30,528 --> 00:33:31,494 that's how I was able to go to college 896 00:33:31,529 --> 00:33:32,895 in the first place. 897 00:33:32,931 --> 00:33:34,931 Well, I don't need a scholarship. My dad's rich. 898 00:33:34,966 --> 00:33:37,567 And if you think that's your father's value, 899 00:33:37,602 --> 00:33:40,570 you don't know anything. 900 00:33:40,605 --> 00:33:41,837 Whether you see it or not, 901 00:33:41,873 --> 00:33:43,005 he is looking out for you. 902 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,251 He doesn't look out for me, okay? 903 00:33:44,275 --> 00:33:46,353 - He just tells me what to do. - Telling you what to do 904 00:33:46,377 --> 00:33:48,144 is looking out for you. 905 00:33:48,179 --> 00:33:49,823 As someone who didn't have anyone telling me 906 00:33:49,847 --> 00:33:53,249 what to do when I could have really used it... 907 00:33:53,284 --> 00:33:56,118 you have no idea how lucky you are. 908 00:33:56,154 --> 00:33:57,587 So whether you want 909 00:33:57,622 --> 00:33:59,322 to listen to him or not, I do, 910 00:33:59,357 --> 00:34:02,592 and we're not working together anymore. 911 00:34:02,627 --> 00:34:04,527 I didn't think you'd take his side. 912 00:34:04,562 --> 00:34:07,330 What can I say, turns out your father's pretty smart. 913 00:34:07,365 --> 00:34:10,366 You should listen to him sometime. 914 00:34:10,401 --> 00:34:11,534 Maybe I will. 915 00:34:11,569 --> 00:34:13,869 I mean, he was right about one thing this week... 916 00:34:13,905 --> 00:34:15,638 Yeah? What's that? 917 00:34:15,673 --> 00:34:17,607 You are the cool one. 918 00:34:17,642 --> 00:34:20,476 Joy, what I'm trying to tell you... 919 00:34:20,511 --> 00:34:23,779 is I think maybe your dad is the cool one. 920 00:34:34,025 --> 00:34:35,858 - Mind if I sit? - Harvey, I told you, 921 00:34:35,893 --> 00:34:38,394 I'm not talking to you without my lawyer. 922 00:34:38,429 --> 00:34:40,830 And I tried to tell you that lawyers 923 00:34:40,865 --> 00:34:42,999 only make things ugly. 924 00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:45,568 Here's proof. 925 00:34:45,603 --> 00:34:48,404 - What is this? - It's a list of all the times 926 00:34:48,439 --> 00:34:49,672 you put those kids at risk. 927 00:34:49,707 --> 00:34:53,309 - This is bullshit. - Maybe, but it's the kind 928 00:34:53,344 --> 00:34:55,244 of bullshit that works in court. 929 00:34:55,279 --> 00:34:57,591 - You wouldn't do this to me. - You'd better believe I would, 930 00:34:57,615 --> 00:34:58,981 because I care about those kids, 931 00:34:59,017 --> 00:35:02,018 and I know they both need you and Marcus in their lives. 932 00:35:02,053 --> 00:35:03,931 Well, then maybe Marcus should have thought about that 933 00:35:03,955 --> 00:35:06,689 - before he did what he did. - Yeah, he should have. 934 00:35:06,724 --> 00:35:08,057 But he's thinking about it now, 935 00:35:08,092 --> 00:35:11,794 which is why as much as I'd like to use this... 936 00:35:12,864 --> 00:35:15,031 - He won't let me. - What? 937 00:35:15,066 --> 00:35:17,733 I told him this was the only way. 938 00:35:17,769 --> 00:35:19,780 He told me to find another one because he doesn't want 939 00:35:19,804 --> 00:35:21,971 to hurt you any more than he already has. 940 00:35:24,075 --> 00:35:26,575 Katie... 941 00:35:26,611 --> 00:35:29,278 he loves you... 942 00:35:29,313 --> 00:35:30,880 and whether or not you're willing 943 00:35:30,915 --> 00:35:33,783 to give the marriage another chance... 944 00:35:33,818 --> 00:35:36,886 he deserves another chance as a father. 945 00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:40,623 I never thought I'd hear something like that 946 00:35:40,658 --> 00:35:42,358 from Harvey Specter. 947 00:35:42,393 --> 00:35:45,461 Well, if there's one thing I've come around on, 948 00:35:45,496 --> 00:35:47,463 when it comes to family, forgiveness 949 00:35:47,498 --> 00:35:49,665 is a hell of a lot better than anger. 950 00:35:51,969 --> 00:35:54,603 I'll think about it. 951 00:35:54,639 --> 00:35:57,540 That's the most I can ask. 952 00:36:11,489 --> 00:36:14,390 - Hey. - Louis, it's past 3:00. 953 00:36:14,425 --> 00:36:16,292 We were supposed to go to lunch two hours ago. 954 00:36:16,327 --> 00:36:18,561 I know. Work was a shit-show 955 00:36:18,596 --> 00:36:20,496 so I... I got you these 956 00:36:20,531 --> 00:36:23,599 - to say I'm sorry. - Oh... 957 00:36:23,634 --> 00:36:24,734 they're beautiful. 958 00:36:24,769 --> 00:36:26,669 - And I have a gift for you too. - Oh, yeah? 959 00:36:26,704 --> 00:36:28,437 - What kind of gift? - The best kind. 960 00:36:28,473 --> 00:36:30,072 You don't have to give up mudding 961 00:36:30,108 --> 00:36:31,974 because I've decided to get my tubes tied. 962 00:36:32,009 --> 00:36:33,676 What? Why would you...? 963 00:36:33,711 --> 00:36:35,122 Because clearly mudding is more important to you 964 00:36:35,146 --> 00:36:37,012 than having a baby, so I thought, 965 00:36:37,048 --> 00:36:38,748 "Why not make it easier for both of us?" 966 00:36:38,783 --> 00:36:40,583 - Sheila, that's not... - You're gonna tell me 967 00:36:40,618 --> 00:36:42,818 that's not mud under your fingernails? 968 00:36:43,788 --> 00:36:46,422 All right, it is... but it was just one last time. 969 00:36:46,457 --> 00:36:47,468 And how can I trust that that's true? 970 00:36:47,492 --> 00:36:48,958 Because I just told you, 971 00:36:48,993 --> 00:36:51,494 work was fucking crazy. 972 00:36:51,529 --> 00:36:53,529 Gretchen was coming at me with 1,000 things. 973 00:36:53,564 --> 00:36:54,775 - You don't understand. - I do understand, 974 00:36:54,799 --> 00:36:57,900 because I'm the one who asked her to come at you. 975 00:37:00,705 --> 00:37:02,538 So let me just get this straight: 976 00:37:02,573 --> 00:37:04,673 you didn't trust me, so you did this to me. 977 00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:07,676 No, I didn't do anything to you. 978 00:37:07,712 --> 00:37:09,178 You made me a promise. 979 00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:11,013 All you had to do was let go of one thing, 980 00:37:11,048 --> 00:37:12,960 - and you couldn't do it. - Well, it was a big thing, 981 00:37:12,984 --> 00:37:14,850 and I don't even know if it's the only thing. 982 00:37:14,886 --> 00:37:17,887 Now, let me get this straight: 983 00:37:17,922 --> 00:37:20,990 you can't put the needs of our child... 984 00:37:21,025 --> 00:37:22,958 - above your own. - I'm not saying that. 985 00:37:22,994 --> 00:37:24,171 Okay, then what are you saying? 986 00:37:24,195 --> 00:37:25,372 Because I may not be a mother yet, but I know 987 00:37:25,396 --> 00:37:28,497 - that's what parenthood means... - So do I. 988 00:37:28,533 --> 00:37:30,199 Then what happens the first time he's sick 989 00:37:30,234 --> 00:37:31,600 when we have tickets to the ballet? 990 00:37:31,636 --> 00:37:33,903 Or there's a deposition at the same time 991 00:37:33,938 --> 00:37:34,804 as a parent-teacher conference? 992 00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:36,105 - Those are different. - How? 993 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:37,818 Because I would be giving those things up for him, 994 00:37:37,842 --> 00:37:39,575 not for... 995 00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:41,477 For me. 996 00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:43,712 No, you're not giving any of it up for me. 997 00:37:43,748 --> 00:37:46,582 You're giving these things up to have a child. 998 00:37:46,617 --> 00:37:47,928 Do you want to know what I'm giving up? 999 00:37:47,952 --> 00:37:49,652 Coffee... 1000 00:37:49,687 --> 00:37:51,220 and drinking... 1001 00:37:51,255 --> 00:37:53,222 and cheese, and my hair color... 1002 00:37:53,257 --> 00:37:55,991 not to mention the pain of pushing another human being 1003 00:37:56,027 --> 00:37:57,860 out of my body. 1004 00:37:57,895 --> 00:37:59,706 So if you're not ready to make this one little sacrifice, 1005 00:37:59,730 --> 00:38:01,530 then you're not ready... 1006 00:38:01,566 --> 00:38:03,899 to have a child. 1007 00:38:07,805 --> 00:38:10,506 Sheila, I'm sorry. 1008 00:38:11,776 --> 00:38:14,243 I wasn't thinking, and I won't... I won't... 1009 00:38:14,278 --> 00:38:16,111 I'll just get rid of my membership today. 1010 00:38:16,147 --> 00:38:19,114 No, you don't have to give up your membership, Louis. 1011 00:38:19,150 --> 00:38:21,116 You just have to stop till we get pregnant. 1012 00:38:21,152 --> 00:38:22,718 Don't you see? 1013 00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:24,520 If I keep it... 1014 00:38:24,555 --> 00:38:27,056 I'll be tempted. 1015 00:38:27,091 --> 00:38:29,592 Sheila, having a family is far more important to me 1016 00:38:29,627 --> 00:38:31,794 than going mudding. 1017 00:38:31,829 --> 00:38:33,195 Okay, good. 1018 00:38:43,007 --> 00:38:45,140 Let me guess: you fixed everything, 1019 00:38:45,176 --> 00:38:46,609 and you're calling me to tell Robert 1020 00:38:46,644 --> 00:38:48,444 that you'll be back in the morning. 1021 00:38:48,479 --> 00:38:49,445 Okay, mind reader. 1022 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,047 What do I have to say to that? 1023 00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:54,483 I don't know, Harvey, but... 1024 00:38:54,518 --> 00:38:55,951 I'm glad you went. 1025 00:38:55,987 --> 00:38:57,820 To tell you the truth... 1026 00:38:57,855 --> 00:38:58,966 it was one of the hardest things 1027 00:38:58,990 --> 00:39:01,056 I've ever had to do. 1028 00:39:01,092 --> 00:39:02,958 I swear it took a piece of me, Donna. 1029 00:39:02,994 --> 00:39:05,661 Well, you could look at it that way, 1030 00:39:05,696 --> 00:39:07,997 or you could look at it like you chose 1031 00:39:08,032 --> 00:39:09,665 to give a piece of yourself. 1032 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,066 That's pretty good. 1033 00:39:11,102 --> 00:39:12,668 You should be a philosopher. 1034 00:39:12,703 --> 00:39:15,738 And who's to say I'm not? 1035 00:39:15,773 --> 00:39:17,840 Oh, now, if you'll excuse me, I need to give a piece 1036 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,675 of something to someone else. 1037 00:39:19,710 --> 00:39:21,744 Thank you, Donna. 1038 00:39:30,821 --> 00:39:33,989 Donna, no offense, but a cup of coffee 1039 00:39:34,025 --> 00:39:35,858 is the last thing I need right now. 1040 00:39:35,893 --> 00:39:37,960 Among other things, I'm trying to give up caffeine. 1041 00:39:37,995 --> 00:39:41,130 I know that, Louis... 1042 00:39:41,165 --> 00:39:44,600 and that's not coffee. 1043 00:39:46,337 --> 00:39:47,703 Oh, my God, don't tell me it's... 1044 00:39:47,738 --> 00:39:49,672 Iron-rich Peruvian ground silt heated 1045 00:39:49,707 --> 00:39:51,140 to the recommended temperature 1046 00:39:51,175 --> 00:39:53,309 - of 102.68 degrees Fahrenheit. - Sheila told you 1047 00:39:53,344 --> 00:39:54,810 I sold my membership, didn't she? 1048 00:39:54,845 --> 00:39:55,778 She did, and I have to say I think that's 1049 00:39:55,813 --> 00:39:59,114 the most romantic thing I've ever heard. 1050 00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:00,349 Thanks, Donna. 1051 00:40:00,384 --> 00:40:02,117 And thanks for this. 1052 00:40:02,153 --> 00:40:03,819 One more thing. 1053 00:40:03,854 --> 00:40:05,332 Something tells me that you're gonna need this 1054 00:40:05,356 --> 00:40:08,624 for coffee sooner than you think. 1055 00:40:11,195 --> 00:40:12,628 Good night, Louis. 1056 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:31,146 You have a minute? 1057 00:40:31,182 --> 00:40:33,160 - Depends on what it's for. - I shouldn't have said 1058 00:40:33,184 --> 00:40:35,384 what I said about your upbringing. 1059 00:40:36,287 --> 00:40:39,188 - And? - Whatever you said to Joy... 1060 00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:41,991 - I appreciate it. - I'm glad. 1061 00:40:42,026 --> 00:40:45,060 Is it true, what you told her about family? 1062 00:40:45,096 --> 00:40:48,030 I don't want to talk to you about my childhood, Alex. 1063 00:40:48,065 --> 00:40:50,933 What is true is you're a good father. 1064 00:40:50,968 --> 00:40:53,102 I overstepped my bounds. I'm sorry. 1065 00:40:53,137 --> 00:40:55,104 Aww, shit... 1066 00:40:55,139 --> 00:40:56,105 - What? - I told you I'm trying 1067 00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:58,574 to teach Joy to do the right thing, 1068 00:40:58,609 --> 00:41:00,209 but I haven't done right by you. 1069 00:41:00,244 --> 00:41:02,055 You told me Zane promised your name would be next 1070 00:41:02,079 --> 00:41:03,946 on that wall, but I didn't tell you 1071 00:41:03,981 --> 00:41:07,349 that Harvey promised me the exact same thing. 1072 00:41:09,987 --> 00:41:12,187 Well... 1073 00:41:12,223 --> 00:41:13,856 now that you have, you wanna give it up? 1074 00:41:13,891 --> 00:41:14,857 No. 1075 00:41:14,892 --> 00:41:16,191 - You? - No. 1076 00:41:16,227 --> 00:41:17,860 - You wanna share it together? - No. 1077 00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:19,294 Me either. 1078 00:41:19,330 --> 00:41:21,096 I guess there's only one thing left to say. 1079 00:41:21,132 --> 00:41:23,799 I guess there is. 1080 00:41:23,834 --> 00:41:27,202 - When the time comes... - May the best woman win. 1081 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:36,150 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man